A good friend of mine (MinksnDolphins) challenged me to do this. I used my own OCs, so I'll give you their name, race, gender and occupation plus a year if necessary so that you can get an idea of what these people want and like.


1. Malhavoc Fumaescar (male elf, assassin/Shadowlord, medieval fantasy world)
2. Kairos Skyeyes (female human, priestess, medieval fantasy world)
3. Vic, the demon of the Internet (male demon (humanoid), in charge of causing chaos on the internet, modern times)
4. Bar-Ohki Vanguard (female human, military mage, about 1930s)
5. Jaxith Howard Skibbereen (male human, student/military artist, about 1930s)
6. Johanson Smith aka Hanson (male human, high school student, modern times)
7. Lost (male demon, servant/lover of the Necromancer Zeke, medieval fantasy world)
8. Lotem (female Succubus, Queen of the Succubus, medieval fantasy world)
9. Hiruma Emiko (female human, kindergartner, modern times)
10. Ardeth Mergatriod (female human, librarian, modern times)

Question set 1:

1. Character number Six gets a Pet, what does number Four think of it?

Assuming that somehow Major Vanguard jumped through a time portal (not too unlikely, she is a mage), she wouldn't probably care. Unless she somehow thought the animal was a threat to national security, then she'd try to kill it. She might find Hanson a useful individual to know because of his blackmailing connections, but she might also find him a threat for the same reason. Hanson would own a ferret.

2. Number 10 comes across fan fiction with a 9/8 paring, what is their reaction?

I am assuming this is in printed form because Ardeth doesn't do computers. She would not read it, but instead would file it away and not allow anyone to get at it because she is evil. As for the pairing, Emiko and Lotem would have a parent-child relationship or it would be a highly disturbing yuri fic.

3. Numbers Nine, five and two are locked in a room, how do they survive?

Emiko would try to contact her Papa. If calling him on the cell phone failed, she'd freak out and cry. Jaxith would panic initially, then calm down and start looking for an exit. Kairos would cast a spell on Jaxith to calm him then use her magic to try and contact someone else to help break them out while Jaxith searched for an exit. Kairos would also try to calm Emiko, maybe putting the girl to sleep so that she wouldn't have memories of the experience.

4. Number Seven walks in to Number Three’s Room and finds candid photos of Him/herself, what is Seven’s reaction?

Lost (who is gay) would be somewhere between flattered and mortified. Flattered that someone found him as sexy as Zeke did, mortified that that same someone took pictures of him. As for Vic, they were either spat out by his annoying computer (which he DOES not get along with) or his roommate Mike is playing a nasty prank on him for Vic is very definitely straight.

5. What would Number Two’s reaction to seeing numbers 10 and 1 hugging?

Malhavoc is sinfully cute, so Ardeth would be hugging him because of the cuteness and he would be trying not to stab her. Kairos would think that Malhavoc was cute but at the same time would be wondering why he looked like he wanted to murder the other woman.

6. Number 8 had to take a math test, how did it go?

Lotem wouldn't be taking a math test, but here's what would happen if she did: she would break the desk and freeze the teacher.

7. All the characters are stuck in the opposite gender for 24 hours, how does Four react to number Seven?

Lost would be really upset by the whole affair and Major Vanguard (who has had this happen to her before) would be completely amused by Lost's issues. Lost would be afraid his lover would not find him sexy anymore.

8. Number One comes across some Yaoi, how does s/he react?

He would glance at it then continue to walk on by. He's not bothered by that kind of thing.

9. Number Five has a case of pocky, will number six try to mooch?

Hell yes. In fact, Hanson might beat Jaxith up and steal his pocky.

10. Number Three has a can of spray paint, what pandemonium will occur?

Vic would not do anything with the spray paint, his roommates on the other hand.... One would summon the Apocalypse, one would get arrested, and the other would paint Vic's room green.

*Bonus!* The number you pick wins the lottery, she picked number seven.

Lost wouldn't do anything because he'd just be confused by the concept.

Question set 2:

1. Numbers ten, five, and three are lost in the woods, and they find a river, how would they use this river?

Ardeth wouldn't be lost in the woods in the first place, she'd have not left her library. Jaxith would wash and drink from the river. Vic would either ignore it, or see if he could use some magic on it to figure out where he was.

2. If number four won a free manicure and pedicure combo would he/she take it? If so, what color of polish would be picked?

She would and she would choose navy blue.

3. Oh no! numbers one, six, and nine are abducted by Aliens! Would seven try to save them? How would seven succeed? Would the abductees be able to get away themselves?

Lost might try to save them (after all Malhavoc is his lover's brother), but he would have a great deal of difficultly chasing them. Hanson and Malhavoc would team up with Emiko to drive their captors insane and steal all the valuable information and technology they could from the aliens before returning to Earth. If Lost were to save them, he'd probably try using a summoning charm.

4. Eight is at the beach, would Eight try to go surfing?

No.

5. Ten, Five, and three, find something shiny in the river, would they go after it? What did they find?

Ardeth is not at the river. Jaxith would find the shiny and pick it up, revealing it to be the hilt of some sword. Vic would use it to draw some circles to help with his magic. If Vic found the shiny thing, he would have Jaxith get it (demons do not do well with running water). It would be a computer chip and using that Vic could get them home.

6. Four is in the mall trying to find something, next thing four knows is that He/she are caught up in a stick up, what happens?

Major Vanguard would kick the would-be theif's ass, either with magic or combat training. She would then make her purchase and leave as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

7. Number Seven finds him/herself on an alien planet, inhabited by nothing but green cats and golden orchids, what would they do?

Contact Zeke to take him home. He'd rather be with Zeke.

8. Number Eight decides to go fishing, they pull up a surprised and confused number three wrapped in seaweed, what do they say?

"I suppose there's an extremely embarrassing reason for all of this." Lotem commented as she eyed the wet, miserable demon.

"Actually no." Vic shook his head. "My roommate is a sadist."

"Ah."

9. Numbers one, six and nine find them selves in number four's mall, what do they do?

Emiko would be distracted by something shiny and miss the entire thing. Hanson would take a cell photograph of the guy and the woman that kicked his ass (thief and major respectively). Malhavoc would eye the Major wearily and decide not to steal that day.

10. Number seven finds a ship and takes off, only to crash land just yards a way from ten and five, what happens and will our heroes make it home?

Lost would have wandered into the ship on accident. Ardeth would be pissed as hell that some ship just blew up half of he library. And Jaxith would squeak and faint. Lost would be extremely confused on the matter and have Zeke summon him home. Ardeth would be plotting the destruction of the world. And when Jaxith would come to, he'd run away.

There you have it.